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About Melbourne

Climbed peaks tougher than brothel stairs, I have. Heard stories—oh yes—about this joint in Nevada, y’see. Legal it was, hidden behind saloon doors—cowboys sneakin’ in, thinkin’ they’re sly. Little fact, hmm? Oldest gig in the world, they call it—older than Yoda, I reckon! Made me chuckle, that did—picturin’ some dude, hat on, boots off, trippin’ over his spurs. Do or do not, there is no try—damn right, they don’t try, they DO, hah!